Lumber

What is Lumber?


1.

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

2.

when you got "wood" or a boner

man she sat on his lap and when he stood up you could tell he had some lumber goin on

See bizzle

3.

A combination of the words number and letter, in their literal sense. A lumber can be a letter, a number, or a combination of both.

Should be used in a conversation where the discussion can be about letters and numbers, and to avoid mistakes like "What's the answer to number 'b'?", or "Please reference section C... letter 14."

John: "Hey I'm on question 2 right now. Did you get number 'c'?"

Jane: "Number c? Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about."

John: "Oh, my bad. Did you get lumber 2c?"

Jane: "Yes, yes I did."

See number, letter, homework, question, limber

4.

a wooden baseball bat

He took his lumber and left the field.

See billy club, lumberjack, sports

5.

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.

1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.

See noodles

6.

n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by brokelosers.

Hey, there's a lousy lumber down the street.

See pawnshop, lumber, broke, loser, cash

7.

marijuana

i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.

he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren't many abundant forests in the area.

See marijuana, grass, green, bud, mj


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