What is Lumberporn?
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Lumber Porn is a slang term for porn in the forest. Most times occouring between two sequested lumber jacks. It is one of the most sickening acts ever commited between two big men in flanel.
One time I thought I spotted off in the distant wood, and large creature I had mistaken for a sasquach. But no, lo and behold it was two sequested lumberjacks bumpin beaver.
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It is when a boy and a girl is having sex and the guy bangs on her boobies so hard like the Bongoes they become black like a Jamacain.
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a state of being
I am in such a state of fuckedupdedness..
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1. An intertwining of 2 or more naked bodies.
2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.
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