Lumberporn

What is Lumberporn?


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Lumber Porn is a slang term for porn in the forest. Most times occouring between two sequested lumber jacks. It is one of the most sickening acts ever commited between two big men in flanel.

One time I thought I spotted off in the distant wood, and large creature I had mistaken for a sasquach. But no, lo and behold it was two sequested lumberjacks bumpin beaver.

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