What is Lump?
1.
1. A great song by The Presidents of the United States of America.
2. Someone who does nothing but sit around.
Lump is a great song.
2.
Protrusions from the body especially in reference to female body parts.
Fergie: "My lovely lady lumps"
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3.
A small mass of matter of irregular shape; an irregular or shapeless mass; as, a lump of coal; a lump of iron ore. Often described as looking similarly to a bump.
"There is a lump of earwax in my eye."
4.
a large, useless girl that adds nothing to the conversation and is used for sex by an equally useless friend. see also: repugnantly pudgy
Hey, is Sean going to bring his lump over tonight? Doesn't he realize that girl is repugnantly pudgy?
5.
To hit someone, especially in an unprovoked manner.
The guy looked like a tosser so I just walked up and lumped him.
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6.
A lump of hashish
Customer- when can i get that lump
Dealer- When I get my money
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7.
A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.
Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.
