What is Lumphead?


A polite way of describing a mentally handicapped person. Often prounced with a silent 'H'. Commonly used by Careworkers to describe their charges

Can be used to describe a lapse in intelligence

Check out the lumphead licking that window!

That lump is a bit speh shul

Quick! Break out the tranq gun, the lumpheads are escaping!

I got lost, felt like a right lumphead

Your Ma's a lumphead

See speh shul, retard, window licker, special


A person whose head is lumpy

"Heyyyyyyyyy Fred, you coming to the game tonight lumphead?"


a cat, feline

"Look at the cute lumphead purring in your lap"


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