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Wipe your own ass with your index finger and proceed to give your best friend a wiff.
Best Friend: Your finger smells like shit!
You: ..
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When some idiot mixes yesterday and tomorrow together!
his birthday was Yestermorrow.
See tomorrow, metallica, red hot chili peppers..
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When someone from the inner city is too lazy to get out of the car and knock on the front door of a house they honk their horn.
Tyrone ..