What is Lurpak?
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A young lady who is attractive from the neck down only. Derived from the market-leading brand of butter, as in "great body... but 'er face!!!!"
"Sharon's a total minger, she's got a face like a bulldog licking piss of a wasp."
"I can see where you're coming from, she's definitely no honey but I still would. She's a lurpak."
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when a guy squatts over his partner's face, allowing his nutsack to rest on his/her eyes, while he/she sucks his dick.
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