What is Madge?
1.
UK nickname for pop-queen madonna. It is short for "her majesty"
I heard Madge is coming out with a new album.
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2.
When a man sticks his penis between his legs in order to immitate a womans ladyflower, this can be known as a madge (playing on the word vag)
Marc sauntered around the male showers shouting out 'haha look at my madge!'
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3.
a vaginal excretion, generally from sexual excitement or orgasm
"I just about madged when Orlando Bloom came onstage..."
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4.
another word for cigerette or fag. Came from the word magicstick from the lawn boys limerick
'give us a madge there, cuz'
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5.
A Madgelia. A Derry woman/girl who are like chavs except they are in love with pink and hair straighteners. if your hairs a mess they are sure to point it out.
Looks down nose at anyone/everyone
She is a madge just look at her shes giving us dirty looks
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6.
A foolish guy. Chump. Moron. etc
X: This party is like so totally cool and happening
Y: Shut-up you madge
