What is Shoes?
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A video on youtube featuring the comedian Liam Sullivan. Most people either hate or love it but it is definitely getting its five minutes of fame. Common catchphrases include betch and deck.
"'Shoes, ohmygod, shoes!'"
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2.
Houses for your feet.
Hey, where do your feet live?
In my shoes, what, you been chiefing?
3.
the rims/tires of a vehicle.
"click the shoes on that hummer!"
4.
A complex amalgamation of fabric and rubber in which to protect your feet from tiny stones and nails that may just happen to be lying on the ground.
Much better than sandals.
Wearing shoes makes you lustful to the opposite sex.
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5.
Something you throw at Bush. Then he pretends to be calm and cool about the situation.
An Iraqi reporter takes off his shoe and throws it at Bush. Then proceeds to take off his other shoe to throw it at Bush again. Therefore throwing two shoes. The secret service failed at taking down this Iraqi reporter quickly.
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6.
One of the funniest songs on earth
Shoes, shoes, shoes, oh my God, shoes.
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7.
A word many coke dealers use incase they belive the phone is being tapped. Or if people are around
Aiyo can u grab me a pair of shoes for tonight?