What is Magic Carpet Fart?
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When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.
"Dude! I can't stay in this room any longer, your magic carpet fart is killing me!"
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Diarrhoea that leaves splashes all round the lavatory bowl.
'Looks like a bad case of dazzysplats to me'
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