Magic Carpet Fart

What is Magic Carpet Fart?

When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.

"Dude! I can't stay in this room any longer, your magic carpet fart is killing me!"

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