Mahogany Canoe

What is Mahogany Canoe?


1.

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.


88

Random Words:

1. The thin beads of slightly scummy water that, when you start bouncing on an outdoor trampoline, start to drip and trickle in to the midd..
1. what you get when you piss in your bed, all over your sheets. Man RutDog made some pisslinens last night boy... that is one nasty motha..
1. People who can't do anything with their opinions so they go on the internet from the safety of their computer screen to go offend o..