Mahogany Canoe

What is Mahogany Canoe?

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

Froddage

1. A practice commonly found in German-decent predominantly male societies in the Middle East. This practice comprises of widening the u..

Vhing

1. one who lacks motivation to do anything fun, bitching out Hey chubbs, why you VHing it?!? See DH..

Kubernatious

1. the act of being a stupid slut see also: fake, immature, whiney, hypochondriac, wannabe emo and lesbian dyke...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mahogany Canoe Edit Meaning