Mahogany Canoe

What is Mahogany Canoe?

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

W2ggw

1. Went to go get water. Used in Instant Messaging. (esp. AIM, MSN, Yahoo, IW) wtggw, so ill brb -or- wtggw.. and solving the h20 crisise!..

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

1. Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction! Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda? Guy2: Yeah,..

Zootwat

1. A zootweeze with a woman's undies. She zootwatted me with her g string. I didn't smell a thing. See zootweeze, abrop, snard..

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