Mahogany Canoe

What is Mahogany Canoe?

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

W&n

1. White and Nerdy; such as used in the Weird Al's Cover of Ridin' Dirty. All of you people reading this entry are soo W&N. ..

Flobberknob

1. much like a numpty..a useless git...with the added rider that he can't get his pecker up Don't be such a numpty ..you flobber..

Ewpz

1. Usually said when an accident has occured. l337haxxor47: omgwtf..u tok my kil!1!!1 You: ewpz mah bad lolomgrofflecopter..

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