Mahogany Canoe

What is Mahogany Canoe?

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

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Guiness Pipe

1. To fuck someone up the ass. I rid that doll up the guiness pipe. See anal sex, bum sex, up shit creek..

Faux-bating

1. The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring. &qu..

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