Mahogany Log

What is Mahogany Log?

The act of shitting in a bag and placing said shit in the freezer.

I was reaching for a hot pocket and a mahogany log fell out.

See shit, frozen, turd, log, frosty, snowman

when you wrap up a deuce in seran wrap and then put it into the freezer for like 5 months then pull it out and blast your girl with it.

wow that mahogany log is cold, i can't believe you put that in my coochie.

See cheap thrill, poopcicle

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