Mahoney Edit Meaning

1.

Eating a loud crunchy food, such as corn nuts, in the close vicinity of someone trying to concentrate.

That bitch pulled a mahoney when I was trying to take the SAT.

See deshing, desh, crunching, annoying

2.

Irish

Meaning: descendent of bear

The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.

See ireland, bear, king, boru

3.

the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.

I gave that hooker a mahoney in a cheap hotelroom.

See cleveland steamer, shit, shitter, shat, poo, poop, pooh, anal, ass, dung, terd, the juggernaut

4.

a person that blasts techno music out of a Caddilac Escalade.

"you see that? thats a real mahoney right there!"

See mahoney, escalade, techno, blast

5.

a thief who will steal anything not nailed down

your such a mahoney!

or

this place has been ransacked, a mahoney must have been here!

See pikey, thief, tinker, crook, stealing, cheat

6.

One who rapes, steals, or has sex with dead bodies. Another term for a Mahoney is a Necrophilliac or Graveyardban.

"All the graves have been dug up! This was the work of a Mahoney!"

See necrophilliac, necro, rapist