What is Mahoney?
1.
Eating a loud crunchy food, such as corn nuts, in the close vicinity of someone trying to concentrate.
That bitch pulled a mahoney when I was trying to take the SAT.
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2.
Irish
Meaning: descendent of bear
The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.
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3.
the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.
I gave that hooker a mahoney in a cheap hotelroom.
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4.
a person that blasts techno music out of a Caddilac Escalade.
"you see that? thats a real mahoney right there!"
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5.
a thief who will steal anything not nailed down
your such a mahoney!
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this place has been ransacked, a mahoney must have been here!
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6.
One who rapes, steals, or has sex with dead bodies. Another term for a Mahoney is a Necrophilliac or Graveyardban.
"All the graves have been dug up! This was the work of a Mahoney!"
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