What is Maif?
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someone who's face who looks like a fat guy has just sat on it and crapped on it and then eaten it and crapped it out again and eaten it again. this word was first used by miss. rachael herman on my landing.
deardry: i'm going to suc a horse.
nathan: you silly maif.
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Meaning you are cheeky, and the girl is keeping the guy on his toes!
Boy - "Will you let me drive your car?"
Girl - "No..
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Rubbing ones penis on a partners body part until you bust a nut.
She was a complete freak and often asked that I lance-a-boil on her.
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