What is Maif?
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someone who's face who looks like a fat guy has just sat on it and crapped on it and then eaten it and crapped it out again and eaten it again. this word was first used by miss. rachael herman on my landing.
deardry: i'm going to suc a horse.
nathan: you silly maif.
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