What is Mailer?
1.
v. To inflate the syllable count of any given sentence, while simultaneously disguising any meaning that may have been intended. See
Oh stop Mailering and speak bloody English will you,
ffs
2.
One who mails, and uses stamps and envelopes as weapons against unexpecting victims.
The official title of Mailer is only given when the MailGod and MailGoddess decide to do so.
1. What a complete Mailer!
2. Oi you Mailer!
3. Stop hogging all the envelopes and save some for the Mailers!
See
3.
Sex God
Phew, you're a bit of a Mailer, you are.
