Mexican Pop Tart

What is Mexican Pop Tart?


1.

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate

mexican pop tarts will mess u up

2.

mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay

mexican chick comes to my door says

" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "

I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !

See border bait, mexican beans, mexican mudslide, mexican jetpack, feed bag


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