Mairi

What is Mairi?


1.

a uncommon, historicaly scottish girls' name. Often mispronounced 'marie', 'mary', or 'miary' etc. much to the annoyance of the victim of name mispronounciation.

in register at school:

'mairi' (pronounced wrong)

'no'

'mairi'

'no'

'mairi, i know you're here, so stop messing around or you'll get a detention'

'there is no one here called mairi (pronounced wrong). my name is mairi.'

2.

It is shocking to know that the definition (to some sources) is "Sea of Bitterness"

What the hell? I stand for all fellow Mairi's and say that we

change the definition!!

Hey come on you idiots it is spelt M-A-I-R-I

get it god damm right next time!!

I like Orange juice, it is very refreshing! *gulp* aaaaaaaa

Orange JuiceMairi

See mari, mhairi, marie, maeri

3.

Mairi, more commonly known as the, "Mahairywillie" can be found lurking in dark corners. She enjoys nothing more than to stalk her prey around the streets of Glasgow before she penetrates their bubbles and makes their pumpkins cry.

She is the first known creature to"ORFL" and follow this strange action by eating her own fear.

Mairi just ate her own fear!

See sex, drugs, pumpkins, bubbles, rape


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