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When on a trip with your buddy, shave your balls and leave the razor by the sink for your buddy to shave his face. When you tell him the..
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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
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When you smell so bad, it smells like the area between your balls and your thigh, but all over your body.
Oh my god, that homeless guy ..
