Malarkny Edit Meaning

1. A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever. Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't..

1. a girl who smokes all the time, likes leaving seductive sounding voicemails, rides bikes into trash cans al: so like i was just chillin..

1. what would darwin do? 2. what would dogbert do? See dilbert 3. What would Dumbledore do? Wizard #1: Ah! An evil sorceror is attack..