Malasada Edit Meaning

1. Absolutely positivly having to have celery. When, for some unknown reason, you have to have celery. I made a salad the other day, and i..

1. duttoned To make plans to attend a gala or event with someone, then being left while they attend without you. To be left out of plans..

1. To masterbate. Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain. See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..