Malcolmitis

What is Malcolmitis?


1.

N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.

See also Malcolmish

Associate: I can't come into work today.

Manager: Why not?

Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.

Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.

See sick, unhealthy, tired, crippled


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