What is Malcolmitis?
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N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.
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Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
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the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.
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"holy shit" in German.
Nevin: "Hey whats going on? Did you finish that 2000 word essay on Ionic bonds?"
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