What is Malcolmitis?
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N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.
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Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.
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African-American hillbillies, particularly those who have a secret wish to be of Caucasian ancestry.
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A person who converses only about the most awkward of topics, to the point that the phrase "awkward" is simply not adequate.
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