What is Maldo?
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n - a short little man with a severe napolean complex. Often marked by some or all of the following, but not limited to, treetrunk-like legs, a spick stache, original sayings (ex. he's a hotdog), and sick hockey skills.
"Yo, that guy is such a maldo!"
or
"Eat your vegetables so you won't be a maldo when you grow up!"
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While copulating with someone from behind, licking your index and middle fingers and sticking one up each nostril.
"Let's try..
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Word describing someone with an incredibly small boflcopter and an undeniable fear of the boflport.
You are such a Colin Clayton.....
