Mall Tan

What is Mall Tan?


1.

Kind of an oxymoron, actually. It's the lack of a tan you'd get from spending too much time at the mall being exposed to only artificial lighting. Related to the "motel tan".

All that black clothing sets up a nice contrast to your mall tan.


12

Random Words:

1. Another name for the route 119 bus in London, England. Named after the graffiti artist that took over a 119 bus and wrote chisel everywh..
1. A extremely attractive woman. A beatiful woman is introduced to you and your friends and you turn to your friend and say "Nesfat..
1. Being crazy normal naked lying in sheets while dreaming about lost cars in the elevator. Person 1: "So how come you cant find your..