What is Mallard?
1.
A lady's QUACKER.
An AUDREY which gives voice to DUCK-like noises.
As she grasped its BEAK, Imelda's MALLARD flapped its wet WINGS and protested volubly.
See lip smacker , Persson
2.
A term used to describe a high desirability of a situation/person. Two notches below 'Bad ass'. Also used to mean Cool and chill -- 2nd definition.
Yea, that game last night... It was Mallard.
That guy sittin' there, he's so mallard
See mallard , mellard
3.
(n): a term used by grengus to show love, hate, or anything towards someone, something, or nothing at all
1): yo, I'm gonna use my Gat to shot that mallard
See mallard , duck , wow , billy
4.
An individual who does something unfavorable to another, ie. an individual who would do something "mal" to another. (Of Latin decent.)
"You drank my last beer!? You're such a mallard."
See wacksauce , lame , offensive , bitchy , obnoxious , selfish
5.
1. a duck
2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.
1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."
2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."
6.
Some one who enjoys the company of people who Quack. A good giveaway is wearing a green shirt, with a duck on it.
My teacher was wearing his mallard shirt today.
See mallard , duck , bird , oiseau
7.
A retarded person, or someone who is being a complete idiot.
Quit being a mallard!
See idiot , retard , dork , loser , jerk
As she grasped its BEAK, Imelda's MALLARD flapped its wet WINGS and protested volubly.
Yea, that game last night... It was Mallard.
That guy sittin' there, he's so mallard
1): yo, I'm gonna use my Gat to shot that mallard
"You drank my last beer!? You're such a mallard."
1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."
2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."
My teacher was wearing his mallard shirt today.
Quit being a mallard!
