Mallory Cobb

What is Mallory Cobb?

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Beastly-ness in a small package. Kicks even Jacky Chan's ass, and has the best accents in the world. You think she's British, it's so good. Then BAM! She's Sandra Bullock-esque with Pam Anderson's bod.

Mallory Cobb is the bitchin-est person out there.

See sexy, saucey, funny, amazing, cute
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