What is Maloney?
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maloney,hybrid,comes from the name malone and some origin of stunting,a regular member of any girl that has been fucked over by a man aka "a maloney"
e.g. caoimhe got maloned!or got a maloney!
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a boy who is being rediculous and silly.
"you didn't call me last night."
"yes i did silly maloney!"
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Where a friend (usually a girl) gets premoted in any job and unsuccessully tries to be a hard ass boss.
Will laugh and joke in the middle of trying to repremand an employe.
That girl tries hard but she is such a maloney
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4.
Something that looks identical to something else.
Hey Jasper c'mere! These two look alike!
Why I reckon that them there must be a maloney.
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5.
a sad little cuddle fish who dreams about being a real girl. she fist herself day in and day out while taking it up the butt from the annoying little rat thing that jabba the hut keeps with him all the time. when she is done lapping up all the cuddle juice she rapes spider monkeys and spreads new strands of lethal RNA viruses across the globe. AIDS is the result of coryn and amanda maloney sucking up a
coryn and amanda maloney aborted Jesus the second time he came around and drank his fetus through a bendy straw from friendly's.
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