Maltese Cave Cows

What is Maltese Cave Cows?


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Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.

Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?

See trick, ruse, hoax, red herring, practical joke


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