What is Mampie?
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A Jamaican term for a lady unfortunately physically formed so that she is readily mistaken to be a small bad tempered man. Usually exhibiting a spectre of facial hair and "old man's" clothing
mampie: a derogatory term used to describe a fat person
Oversize Mampie - Hattie Jakes,
'Bubbles Devere' in Little Britain
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When a not-so-good-looking guy lands a chick thats way more attractive than he is.
Tom is 5'04, overweight and severly unattractiv..