Man Mayonnaise

What is Man Mayonnaise?


1.

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.

Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.

2.

1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping

2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.

Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"

Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwichdripping with man mayonnaise."

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