What is Manchester City?
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The football club in
There's this great club called Manchester City. They're buzzin.
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The only team in Manchester, as Trafford Un*ted like to suck off the glory of the great City of Manchester.
What makes me laugh is all you rags who say that City are 'bitter' and are obsessed with Trafford Un*ted. It is all you lot (or at least a large number) that are obessed with City and not the other way round. You should be worrying about your own club, not ours. I suppose it must be hard though, winning all those trophies, and having all those fans all over the world, and still just being a Trafford club.
Un*ted should adopt 3 stars on their shirt as well!
3- fewer european cups than the most successful british team.
3- fans from manchester.
3- decibels heard from their fans at home matches.
3- other teams supported before finally settling for Utd.
3- prawn sandwiches eaten per person per game.
3- dives per game from the winker.
3 reasons to support such a great club as Trafford-
1. price fixed their own shirts to screw their fans.
2. tried to get 3' 0 clock saturday kick off's televised and shaft all the small lower division clubs in the process.
3. tried to screw more money to televise their games than every other premier league club from SKY.
Or the 3 stars count for the number of home games recently that "the worlds greatest club" have failed to sell out - also it stands for the number of miles that the swamp is outside manchesters boundarys , remember the rags can win the treble every year but they will still be imposters from trafford living off manchesters reflected glory
Manchester City fans are ACTUALLY FROM Manchester and are not a bunch of Cockney/Chinese/Far Eastern Wind Up Merchants.
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The richest club in the world, they own you all!
But also probably cockney rhyming slang for "sh**ty" as even with all the money in the world, they can't even win.
When Manchester City go in for a player, there's no contenders.
Kaka won't join because it was Manchester City.
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Amature football team supported by only bitter rebels wanting to be different whilst growing up around those that support the Mighty Manchester United. Recently became the richest amaturds in the world but agent Hughes is doing a great job so far, no Kaka, no European football......35 years and counting!
"Hey, isn't that your gay cousin wearing that Manchester City shirt"? "He's definitely gay, not my cousin though".
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Massive Club with 3 stars on top of their badge to symbol 10 years of no trophies for each star! cITEH also boast a stadium (the council house) paid for by manchester united fans from there council tax (as city fans dont pay it in general)
two words : MASSIVE cLUB
The council house is never full, unless you play man united
United > cITEH
Manchistoh is red 30 years 30 years
Manchester city *** 3 stars.
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