Mangle

What is Mangle?


1.

To injure with deep disorganizing wounds by cutting, tearing, or crushing.

I'm gonna mangle you a new one the size of texas!

2.

1. A large industrial ironingmachine that dry presses and folds flatwork or a small laundry wringer for domestic use.

2. To become horribly twisted and crushed or dismembered.

The word mangle was coined in the early 20th century after many of the first industrial ironers had crushed and dismembered those who got to close to the feederend or chain drives of the machines.

"Ted lost part of an arm when he foolishly reached beyond the safety bar of the mangle to adjust a wrinkle in a bed sheet."

See mangle, mangler, mangled, press, twisted, night shift

3.

1.To strongly hold and grip the scrotum/pouch/sack with fairly excessive force. Can, at times, be done with a gently and caressing motiong; which would then be referred to as "semi-mangling."

2.Usually done to punish someone for their wrongdoing by applying pain to their testicular region.

David did a slaughering mangle to the friend next to him for flashing his balls.

4.

1. At an angle, a woman's face looks like a man. Besides the angle(s), she is hot.

2. When looking at a chick from an angle (could be multiple angles), her face resembles those characteristics of a man.

Dude, would you still hook up with that chick at the bar, even though from here she has a mangle?

I first saw that chick from the lower right--she definitely has a mangle. Looking at her left side, I'd still hit that.

See cankle, angle, face, ugly, man

5.

Referring to a deviant sexual act involving three men forming a makeshift triangle while giving one another fellatio

Man, Dave pre-drank before he came over last night and before I knew it he, Bryce and I made a mangle.

You think bro-rape is bad, my buddy got mangled last weekend.

See fellatio, gay, homosexual, depraved, deviant, sexual

6.

A variation of the sexual "triangle" position in which two females simultaneously position themselves facing each other over a prostrate man's face and penis while kissing, the mangle is a similar triangle formed instead by three males. The term "mangle" is short for "man triangle". The male lying prostrate is referred to as the hypotenuse. A participant in the mangle is a mangler.

"Due to Andy's short height, he was the hypotenuse in an acute isosceles mangle last night."

See mangle, hypotenuse, mangler, triangle, sex positions, homosexual

7.

what you bike does when it gets run over by a train

i was jus ridin along an my bike got mangled by a train!!!

See dave


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