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A very big smile.
When a child drinks kool aid or some other brightly dyed beverage and ends up staining the outside of their mouth.
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When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is th..
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Morning wood in the less well endowed.
I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.
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