What is Marde?
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Quebecker/French Canadian version of the French
It is one of the very few French Canadian swears that isn't related to church stuff.
Chu dans' marde. (I'm in deep shit)
Mange d'la marde. (Eat shit: Go fuck yourself)
Maudite marde! (Fucking shit!)
Ça vaut pas de la marde. (It's not even worth shit)
Note: None of these should be replaced by "merde" in France.
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