What is Marf?
1.
A meaningless expression used by furrys who can't or won't decide on a word to express the emotional state.
A furry "meh" basicly.
Fox: So how was your day?
Skunk: Marf
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2.
An acronym, short for "Modifications and Additions to Reactor Facilities." It is the name of a prototype reactor plant run by the U.S. Navy and the Department of Energy, located in upstate New York. It is a disastrous cluster-fuck of a Destroyer's engine room (surface ship's steam plant) and a S5W/S7G primary plant (fast-attack submarine's reactor plant), which results in nothing making any sense at all, and everything breaking constantly. According to a rumor I just heard, a large primary-to-secondary leak recently occurred and the plant is going to be shut down forever.
Also means, "Make another round, fucker!" and is said to someone who's sitting around, on watch, not using their time the way they're supposed to (bullshitting, not paying attention to equipment/machinery).
Person A: What plant are you in? S8G?
Person B: MARF :(
Person A: *shivers* I'm sorry man.
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3.
When you're stroking it and your mom walks in
1. General
Spacebat : Marf
1. GeneralFlamereaperz: Marf!
1. General
Emtee : Marf :(
1. GeneralOctah: you all got caught marfing at the same tiem?
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4.
The sound
Also a nonsensical word that has no real meaning.
"Marf Marf"
"What was that???"
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5.
The famous Arseish word 'marf' is commonly used by BadAsses of the United Badgers Association. Meaning "sex" or "fuck", it can be used in a variety of sentences. Other words find it's root in 'marf', such as 'marfut', marfer, 'ubermarfer' and 'merf'. Please use accordingly.
Oi Badgerstaff! Fancy a marf?
6.
The sound a puppy or prepubescent dog makes when it barks.
MARF! MARF! *
pant pant pant * MARF!
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7.
a word that you use to express agitation, excitment or any other emotion rather then saying a whole sentence
"BRITTANY DO THE DISHES!!" mad commandment
MARF! (agitation)
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