Mario L'estrange

What is Mario L'estrange?


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Homosexual male originating from the Sutherland shire. Wishes he was more like Daniel Rolfe but isn't primarily because he has no penis and only one testicle. The testicle he does have is the size of a medium sized grapefruit, and he tries to pass this off as his penis. This rarely works due to its round shape but on the rare occasion it does work, Mario is unable to answer the immediate follow up question; "Okay then, so where are your balls?", thus ruining any chance of sexual activity or indeed friendship.

"Dang I just cut my penis off with a pen knife, I guess I'm no better than Mario L'Estrange now. Suicide, here we come."

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