Marissa Ernst

What is Marissa Ernst?


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A furious and/or enraged whale, only tamed by black penis (preferably the offspring of any of the Chicago Bears' coaching staff). Her life revolves around warm meaty chocolate flavored popsicles (her only source of protein); literally no one likes her!

Look at that bitch Marissa Ernst, I hope she doesn't eat me.

See bitch, fat bitch, dick, albino, ugly


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