Marissa Ernst

What is Marissa Ernst?


1.

A furious and/or enraged whale, only tamed by black penis (preferably the offspring of any of the Chicago Bears' coaching staff). Her life revolves around warm meaty chocolate flavored popsicles (her only source of protein); literally no one likes her!

Look at that bitch Marissa Ernst, I hope she doesn't eat me.

See bitch, fat bitch, dick, albino, ugly


78

Random Words:

1. A slightly untidy but homey feel, made with a comfortable but slightly worn or untidy look that is consistent with actual or current occ..
1. To engage in homosexual activity. "We were having a great time until he started to queer off on me." See queer, fag, dyke, f..
1. Homosapien male prone to binges of eating cheetos and watching the O'Riley Factor. Incessantly runs inside jokes into the ground, a..