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When you have to take a dump right after eating a huge bag of cheetos. Doritos and other orange texturized flavored chips do not count...
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A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the ..
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The singular pleasure gained by refolding a map on its original creases.
Bob, the cartographer, was good at mapsturbation.
See maps, m..
