Market Witch

What is Market Witch?

Someone who has gained incredible and inexplicable commercial success. E.g. Martha Stewart, Oprah Winfrey.

"Martha's worth TRIPLED while she was in the joint? She must be some kind of market witch."

Buumpsie

1. The act of excessivley ripping ass. Let me excuse myself from the dinner table, for I have to buumpsie. Instead of a buumpsie it might..

Vocabulary Hijacking

1. Choosing a word because it evokes a specific emotion rather than because it is accurate. After 9/11 the word "terrorism" beca..

Ninja Masturbating

1. To covertly masturbate in the presence of others without their knowledge. "At the bar I tried to listen intently to my friends at ..

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