Marketing Monkey

What is Marketing Monkey?


1.

Someone who feels the need to recite a companies marketing as if it was the truth with out even stopping to think about what it even means.

Douchebag: "Mac OS X is better than windoez because it is POSIX certified because the Apple product page told me so."

Someone in IT: "Do you even know what POSIX stands for?"

Douchebag: "Erm... No... But it means your computer is secure, right?"

Someone in IT: "You do know that Windows has been POSIX certified since 2000, right?"

Douchebag: "Uh..."

Someone in IT: "Dude, you're such a marketing monkey... Spend less time on 'imasturbatetomymac' and more time reading about real computers."

See douchebag, hype, fanboy, nigger, monkey, cockhead

2.

n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.

"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"

See marketing, clueless, ignorant, dilbert


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