What is Markinsons Disease?
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Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.
Often found in combination with
"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"
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