Marshmallow Dream

What is Marshmallow Dream?


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A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:

Not eating enough before bed.

Eating too much before bed.

Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.

Repressed food fetish.

Psychological disorders.

Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.

Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.

Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.

See i, have, no, idea, understand


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