Marsonism

What is Marsonism?


1.

An ideology most attributed to one Andrew Marson.

Central tenets are:

1. Judging an entire race/group of individuals on the basis of a single experience.

2. Beliving something to be true when all evidence suggests the contrary.

3. The refusal to engage in serious debate or intellectual discourse.

4. Reaching and vehemently maintaining an opinion based on little or no information.

5. Holding a contradictory opinion on an issue merely to annoy another person.

6. Believing statements like "eat a dick" "fuck off" "eat my ass" and "shut the fuck up" are valid arguments in supporting one's position.

7. Taking credit for the work of others while complaining about how lazy they are.

8. Expressing no comprehension or tolerance for the manner in which others live their lives.

9. Believing in one's own utter and complete infalliblity while refusing to acknowledge the possible rightness of another's position.

"People think I am conceded ... but that is just because I am better than them!"


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