Martell

What is Martell?

A family compulsive liars that prone to hitting the bottle at any given time

"wow those martells can lie their asses off, that joe can also down a bottle of 2 dollar vodka"

See drunk, liar, dipshit, assholes, cocksucker

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Jag Hole

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