What is Marten?
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A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.
Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".
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Daaymm Marten! You be lookin fine.
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The sweet and sour smelling putty you find between your toes after wearing your socks for 4 days
eurgh! Smell this yikitarnis its rank...
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^^^what he said.
just go to his website. 'nuff said.
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Ruler of the world supreme master of everything , perverted letcher...
