What is Marten?
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A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.
Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".
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Daaymm Marten! You be lookin fine.
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Random Words:
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The act of expelling a shit early, before it is naturally ready to be given birth to. Such an act results in excrutiating pain and usual..
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1. The feeling you get when you stare into the highbeams of a car.
2. The radius of the light from a streetlight.
I felt ribsudasstoid..
