Marten

What is Marten?


1.

A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.

Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".

See mink, ferret, fisher, weasel, wolverine, carcajou, skunk, badger, otter

2.

A finelookin male. Male version of Gina.

Daaymm Marten! You be lookin fine.

See cha ching, tapper


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