What is Marten?
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A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.
Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".
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Daaymm Marten! You be lookin fine.
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Adj. describing someone who thinks they are indie but are 10 minutes late and terribly mistaken. 21st century version of the hipster.
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A mysterious wonderful woman who runs for office at Bates College in Lewiston, ME. Also known to be quite the beauty.
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