Martha Boner

What is Martha Boner?

A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.

A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.

Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.

Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!

See erection, boner, hard-on, hard on, chubby, horny, pussy, vagina, poontang, coochie, clit, cum, ejaculate

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