What is Martin Luther King Jr. Day?
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A Monday holiday where men and women of all color, race and creed can celebrate a great man's life and struggle for equality, civil rights for minorities and the destruction of segregation, together.
Black guy - Yeah three day weekend! What are you doing on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?
White guy - Snowboarding, see ya Tuesday.
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Random Words:
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Like a regular hanging, except not with rope and not around the neck.
Instead, they use fishing twine and it goes around your scrotum.
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