Martinnotes

What is Martinnotes?

1. A person too lazy and/or stupid to read.

2. A person that cannot correctly form sentences in English.

3. A person that grows hair directly underneath the eyes.

4. A person whose literacy is dubious.

5. A person that cannot spell or pronounce even simple words.

6. A person that believes Iraq is in Africa.

7. Nipple.

Man, that kid is so dump he watched the movie The Exorcist to prepare for a test on the book The Eye of the Needle!

Ugly Chick Theory

1. The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend. "Da..

Quiff

1. badass haircut from the 50's, worn by guys that would kick your ass anyday. The haircut is pronounced: kwi-ff. A kwee-Fffff is ju..

Men-boys

1. 1.Annoying little ponces that make the gayest gay man shake his head and sigh 2. What most girls are pathetic enough to want. (see met..

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