Martitude

What is Martitude?

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising

With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude

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"MARTITUDE" is the false belief that you "Rock". In actual fact it is a complete parody of the person using the word.

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