Martitude

What is Martitude?

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising

With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude

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"MARTITUDE" is the false belief that you "Rock". In actual fact it is a complete parody of the person using the word.

Kansas Plow

1. Defecating and masturbating at the same time. "Dude, I was watching Skinemax on the toilet last night and got horny while taking a..

Jawed

1. Another way to say "get head" Get a blow job, males recieving oral sex. Fuck getting a job, she needs to get jawed and sell b..

Else

1. something that has no way of being described, but by using the word "else". "Did you see Megan's new haircut? That..

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