Martygirl

What is Martygirl?

A fast woman.

To do something with incredible speed.

Dick: "Did you get your Christmas shopping done?"

Jane: "I finished a last July! I Martygirled it in less than 4 minutes!"

See jjb, liars, fast, floater

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