What is Maryrose?
1.
Maryroses are usually abnormally gorgeous, and very pleasant to be near. They are usually seen in some kind of sport, and happen to be very talented.
Look they're gorgeous, and very pleasant, they must be Maryroses!
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2.
One of the most beautiful, nicest, smart, funny, awesome girls I have met in my entire life. I would be nothing without her. Even if we can't be together her presence is all that I will ever need. The son shines brighter when she is outside and the moon envies her lustrous brilliance. Maryroses are normally descendants of gods.
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Maryrose is the son.
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1. A toolbag who doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself. she always talks about people like they're her best friends --» making herself sound popular, where the true fact is everyone hates her. she's obsessed with her town and thinks everyone in it knows and loves her... when really, everyone's annoyed with her.
2. a MaryRose is willing to sleep with any guy she can get and is very desperate. She takes what she can get... which isn't many guys.
3. a fat lard who thinks going on jennycraig will help her look thin when really she's just an obese tool. she says she doesn't care about what anyone thinks of her... on the contrare, why would she join a freakin club. she bails on everyone except herself.
4. pretends to get pissed when people spell her name like "Maryrose" instead of "MaryRose" unless that person is classified under 'cool' then they are therefore left off the hook.
MaryRose: wow, I love myself just like everyone else loves me!
Everyone Else: shut the
fuck up youterd . if you didn't notice... no one here fucking loves you. We don't even want you on team.
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4.
Maryroses are often seen with a flute, sometimes running through fields of daisies. Almost never seen without his flute, Maryroses are usually considered insane.
Look, a flute-playing maniac running in a field of daisies! It must be a Maryrose!
Look, a flute-playing maniac running in a field of daisies! It must be a Maryrose!
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