Marzkaproof

What is Marzkaproof?


1.

A defensive design that includes a plethra of contingency plans to the point where it becomes impossible to be unprepared for any unknown or hard to predict mishap. This is a design where there are contingency plans for any unpredicted act at any point in time in any given situation in any give location.

Intern: "Oh my god....my hard drive just blew up, the network is down, the electricity went out and I've just been blinded with mace....what am I going to do?"

Intern 2: "Dude, No worries....I Marzkaproofed this very situation. I backed everything up on 16mm film, have a projector with its own generator, and we have 24hr medics staffed and they can flush out your eyes...we are allll good!!"

2.

A defensive design that includes a plethra of contingency plans to the point where it becomes impossible to be unprepared for any unknown or hard to predict mishap. This is a design where there are contingency plans for any unpredicted act at any point in time in any given situation in any give location.

Intern: "Oh my god....my hard drive just blew up, the network is down, the electricity went out and I've just been blinded with mace....what am I going to do?"

Intern 2: "Dude, No worries....I Marzkaproofed this very situation. I backed everything up on 16mm film, have a projector with its own generator, and we have 24hr medics staffed and they can flush out your eyes...we are allll good!!"


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